Сожалею, но в посольстве США никто не говорит по-русски, поэтому привожу в оригинале.
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
Consul: Man,…isn ' t it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh… dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!